Poida Bogan · Bogan Beach Bash

Learn crypto. Learn English. No wankery.

Books, courses and memberships from a bloke who learned it all the hard way, so you don't have to. Fair dinkum prices, instant delivery, and not one word of get-rich-quick garbage.

Crypto

Learn to trade without losing your shirt.

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Crypto Learning Membership — Monthly

Crypto school, month by month.

Lessons, market breakdowns and the reasoning behind every call — updated as the market moves, not recorded once in 2021 and left there. Cancel any time, no dramas and no retention bloke ringing you at dinner.

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Yearly Digital Membership

Twelve months. One payment. Done.

Everything in the monthly membership, paid once a year instead of twelve times. A$398 against A$468 if you drip-feed it — near enough two months free, and no monthly reminder popping up to annoy you.

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Chapter 8 — Professional Trading & Automation (one-off)

The professional tier. Bought once, yours for good.

Professional Cryptocurrency Trading & Automation — the bots, the Pine Scripts, the strategy cheat sheets and the AI prompt library that sit behind the regular course. One payment, permanent access, no second bill ever. Sits on top of your membership, not instead of it.

A$2,997 Get it

English — Australian

Australian English as it is actually spoken.

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School of Bogans — English Course, Monthly

The whole course, at your own pace.

The full School of Bogans English course online. Video lessons, quizzes and real Australian English as it's actually spoken — not the textbook version nobody uses. Cancel whenever you like.

A$39/month Get it
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Professional Online English Lessons

A real teacher, not a chatbot.

Live online lessons built around what you keep getting stuck on. Bring your own trouble spots — pronunciation, phrasal verbs, job interviews, whatever's holding you back. Poida emails you within 48 hours of booking to sort out a time.

A$150 Get it
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Book 1 — Beginner (Australian English)

Australian English, decoded.

The book that stops you nodding along when an Aussie says “yeah, nah.” Everyday phrasal verbs explained plainly, with examples you'll actually hear at the servo, the office and the pub.

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Books 1–2 Digital Edition

Two books, one price, no postage.

Books 1 and 2 together — beginner through to the stuff that trips up intermediate learners. Instant download; read it on the phone, the tablet, or print it and scribble all over it.

A$22 Get it
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English Books 1–3 Digital Bundle

Three books. Still less than a round of beers.

The first three books in one hit. By the end of Book 3 you'll be picking up phrasal verbs in conversation instead of losing the thread halfway through the sentence.

A$33 Get it
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Book Series 1–4 Digital Bundle

The lot. Sorted.

All four books, beginner right through to advanced. The complete phrasal verb course for less than an hour with a private tutor. Buy it once, keep it forever.

A$39 Get it

English — American & British

The same four books in the accent you actually need. Same price.

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Book 1 — Beginner (American English)

American English, decoded.

The same Book 1, written the way it's said in the States. Everyday phrasal verbs explained plainly, with examples you'll actually hear at work, at the store and on the phone.

A$12.99 Get it
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Books 1–2 Digital Edition (American English)

Two books, one price, no postage.

Books 1 and 2 in American English — beginner through to the stuff that trips up intermediate learners. Instant download; read it on the phone, or print it and scribble all over it.

A$22 Get it
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Books 1–3 Digital Bundle (American English)

Three books. Still less than a round of beers.

The first three American-English books in one hit. By the end of Book 3 you'll be picking phrasal verbs up in conversation instead of losing the thread halfway through the sentence.

A$33 Get it
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Book Series 1–4 Digital Bundle (American English)

The lot, in American English.

All four books, beginner right through to master. The complete phrasal verb course for less than an hour with a private tutor. Buy it once, keep it forever.

A$39 Get it
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Book 1 — Beginner (British English)

British English, decoded.

The same Book 1, written the way it's said in Britain. Everyday phrasal verbs explained plainly, with examples you'll actually hear at work, in the shops and down the pub.

A$12.99 Get it
SAVE A$3.98 Bo

Books 1–2 Digital Edition (British English)

Two books, one price, no postage.

Books 1 and 2 in British English — beginner through to the stuff that trips up intermediate learners. Instant download; read it on the phone, or print it and scribble all over it.

A$22 Get it
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Books 1–3 Digital Bundle (British English)

Three books. Still less than a round at the pub.

The first three British-English books in one hit. By the end of Book 3 you'll be picking phrasal verbs up in conversation instead of losing the thread halfway through the sentence.

A$33 Get it
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Book Series 1–4 Digital Bundle (British English)

The lot, in British English.

All four books, beginner right through to master. The complete phrasal verb course for less than an hour with a private tutor. Buy it once, keep it forever.

A$39 Get it

Merch

Wear the brand.

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Poida Bogan Official T-shirt

100% cotton. 100% bogan.

Proper cotton tee, S through XXL, in white. Comfortable enough for the shops, sturdy enough to survive the wash. Wear it to the pub and see who gets the joke.

A$45

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